Wednesday at the liberry

So I called the police again today. This time the good looking officer took my report. I call the non-emergency number so much that I have decided to print out my name, D.O.B., and work number on cards so that I can just hand it to them. I was helping to put the angel on the top of our work holiday tree (ok, it's a Christmas tree!) when a customer came up and told me that the men's public restroom had been vandalized. I went to inspect the restrooms and indeed the men's restroom had been doused in something yellow. Mustard- no! Paint-yes! The paint is on the floor, counter tops, the bathroom stalls and the urinals. I was seething! Why? For what reason? Officially, the restrooms are now closed until further notice. ALL the public restrooms! Due to vandalism! And to the little kid who told me he had to "use it" - not here you don't!